Grown-up FAIL

Copyright More than a trace of nuts 2011.

Wanna be starting somethin'

A cartoon about just a few of my many, many short-lived obsessions.

 

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The one where Leah lube wrestles

My friend "Little Leah" has a special gene that makes her desire - quite passionately - to do the sorts of things that most people are too embarrassed to try.

For instance, she was once at a bar that happened to be hosting a lube-wrestling competition.

Now, I am far too self-conscious to strip down to my underwear, put on a jockstrap, get smothered in lube and wrestle in front of a crowd.

 I, however, am not Leah. And public semi-nudity was not her concern.

The organisers gave her a singlet, and she had no trouble convincing one of the crowd to be her opponent.

(Never mind that a white top, when soaked with lube... Well, I don't need to draw that for you.)

Leah's defensive strategy was to lock her elbows in place and bear down with all her might so her opponent couldn't move her.

It was pretty successful, but her offensive "shock and awe" tactic was even better.

She won, of course.

Happy birthday, Leah!

Oh, snap.

If you were a rapper, your name would be Lay-Z...

 

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And we lived appley ever after

Drew and I recently spent a weekend in Bilpin, a small town in the Blue Mountains famous for its apples. 

We ate dinner at Apple Bar, where the food (and the wine) was lovely.

  

 

 

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I'm not at all famous and busy so I will probably even reply.

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