Showing posts with label Transformers 3. Show all posts
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Friday, 15 July 2011

How to make a blockbuster


What I learned from Transformers 3
Lesson 1: Hire a hot young actress. Apply fake tan liberally.
Cartoon Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in underpants


Hire a male lead that teenage boys can identify with
Cartoon drawing of Shia Labeouf


Shoot a variety of scenes in which hot actress is dressed provocatively

Shoot a ridiculous number of equally ridiculous action scenes
Transformers 3 makes no sense whatsoever


Ask the work experience kid to write dialogue linking the scenes together
Work experience kid with tongue out in concentration


 Add more gratuitous scenes
Cartoon Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in white again


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