Friday, 16 December 2011

A little bit older, no more wiser


I am ageing disgracefully...
I thought that maybe when we reached a certain age, we'd have to stop doing certain things

Cake with 36 candles

Cargo pants and mini skirts versus knee-length skirts and capris

One wine, one water

Say 'darn!', not 'shit!'

But why stop, when we do them so fucking well?

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Monday, 28 November 2011

A humble "happy birthday"


I have some bad birthday gifts to make up for...
I tend to depict Drew as meaner than he actually is...

Sympathy shown when I have drunk too much

Pie chart showing Drew's contribution to nuts

Chart showing comparison of birthday gift quality

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Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Painting goes like this...


One of the many reasons why our renovations may never be complete.
I paint the rooms like Jagger

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Friday, 23 September 2011

Just some of the things.


I don't know how to stop the boats.
I've run out of ideas for my blog!

More ideas will come

Your cartoons aren't even funny!

Just get up and write this shit down

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Wednesday, 7 September 2011

We skipped dessert.


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Saturday, 13 August 2011

Renovators de-light



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Sunday, 7 August 2011

My impossible mission



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Monday, 25 July 2011

The perfect place to...






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Friday, 15 July 2011

How to make a blockbuster


What I learned from Transformers 3
Lesson 1: Hire a hot young actress. Apply fake tan liberally.
Cartoon Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in underpants


Hire a male lead that teenage boys can identify with
Cartoon drawing of Shia Labeouf


Shoot a variety of scenes in which hot actress is dressed provocatively

Shoot a ridiculous number of equally ridiculous action scenes
Transformers 3 makes no sense whatsoever


Ask the work experience kid to write dialogue linking the scenes together
Work experience kid with tongue out in concentration


 Add more gratuitous scenes
Cartoon Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in white again


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