Monday, 25 July 2011

The perfect place to...

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Friday, 15 July 2011

How to make a blockbuster

What I learned from Transformers 3
Lesson 1: Hire a hot young actress. Apply fake tan liberally.
Cartoon Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in underpants

Hire a male lead that teenage boys can identify with
Cartoon drawing of Shia Labeouf

Shoot a variety of scenes in which hot actress is dressed provocatively

Shoot a ridiculous number of equally ridiculous action scenes
Transformers 3 makes no sense whatsoever

Ask the work experience kid to write dialogue linking the scenes together
Work experience kid with tongue out in concentration

 Add more gratuitous scenes
Cartoon Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in white again

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